Bíreš ingliš ide do sveta

Aby sa svet dozvedel, ako to my Slováci s našou budúcnosťou myslíme vážne, uverejnila ambiciózna strana NAJ na svojej stránke svoju vlastnú predstavu o revolúcii. A majú k takému založený aj revolučný “kommittee”.

Keby to bolo len v slovenskom jazyku, cudzina a zahraničné spravodajské agentúry by sa o takejto závažnej udalosti mohli nedozvedieť.
Ako pri každom inom slovenskom projekte, dali sa preto dokopy najlepšie kádre strany NAJ, a určite aj nie lacní externí spolupracovníci, a v snahe zabrániť tomu, aby “došlo k pochybeniu” a mali z takého aj hanbu, čo sa na Slovensku tak často stáva, vyvinuli maximálne úsilie, vrátane povestnej slovenskej pedantérie, a napísali svoj manifest v bíreš ingliš:

1. We want restart Slovakia on the way to prosperity throuht exchange of political parties in Slovak parlament as only guarantee for renewal of LEGALLY STATE and DEMOCRACY in Slovakia.
2. We want rapair full function of police, generalship, courts by depoliticize. It will results in renewel of LEGALLY STATE.
3. Significant economical scandals as Gorila, Sasanka, privatisation will be prompt solved and results in consequances. Ekonomical crimes cannot be time-barred as crimes of Nacism and communism.
4. We apply for a material responsibility of politicans for manipulated tenders resulted in contracts for oligarchy from year 1993.
5. We apply for a eduction of resposibility of prime minister Rober Fico for unnecessary deaths 11.000 people per year (EUROSTAT 2015) for very poor stage of public health services. Government of R.Fico made no measures in public health services, becouse taxes od payer ended in accouts of oligarchy.
6. We want solve many of executions of people, caused by government.
7. Public television (RTVS) ignores participation of democratic voice of citizens and aktiv presentation of new legal parties with no background of oligarchy. Real censorship in Slovakia is proof of absence of democracy. Investigative journalism was eliminated of oligarchy.
8. Proprieties of thieves must be confiscate in accordance with act of property origin.
9. Revolution will ended by moment of last confiscation of illegal property.
10. We will depoliticize state institutions.
11. We want recreate again social system with middle class, which was disappeared as result of social engineering of political party SMER managed by oligarchy.
12. We want increase of living standard in Slovakia. Over 300.000 people in time of 10 years left a Slovakia.
13. If members od revolution kommittees will be persecuted of state, it will be proof about revenge of oligarchy.
14. We want hold the european values.
Viktor Béreš
Revolution committee 2018
and deputy : Mr. Roman Hílek

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Len toľko ešte pridám, pán Bíreš Viktor, že už len vy ste tu boli potrebný. Ak Vaša strana bude tak riadiť Slovensko, ako ste napísali tento manifest, tak sme už naozaj všetci v p… .
Dovoľte však ešte jednu radu: ušetrite si peniaze, úsilie aj čas, a vykašlite sa na politiku. Vy na takú vec proste nemáte ani talent ani IQ.